Post by Ash Bloodstone on Jan 9, 2014 3:55:31 GMT
The scene opens up and we see instantly that, given the surroundings, we have been taken into someone’s home. Someone’s kitchen to be exact. On the counter sit’s a carton of eggs, garlic, a carrot, a salmon, some milk, a steak and a tube of toothpaste. At this point, we see a man walk into the kitchen, wearing black under armor clothing. The man is one of Sh!taki’s rookie wrestlers, Ash Bloodstone. He walks over to the counter and bends over. We hear a cupboard door open and close and as he re-emerges, he has a blender in hand. He sets it up on the counter before looking into the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: I’m Ash Bloodstone. And I’m “The Manliest Man In The World.” Today, I’m going to give you a small look into my training regimen, as I prepare to make my Shitaki debut. First thing’s first, you need to start the morning off with a protein shake. I don’t mean those weak ones you get in the stores. I mean REAL ones. And that’s what we have here. First off, you need eggs. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and as you all know, eggs are essential to breakfast.
He takes out a total of 6 eggs, cracking them and throwing them in the blender. He then picks up the garlic.
Ash Bloodstone: Garlic. It’s a powerful disease fighter and inhibit the growth of bacteria. There’s a laundry list of diseases and bacterias you can pick up, being a wrestler. This will help fight that.
He throws that in the blender and then picks up the carrot and shakes it at the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: Carrots improve your vision. In wrestling, this is vital. You need to be at the top of your game so that you see everything and anything coming at you.
In goes the carrot. He lifts up salmon.
Ash Bloodstone: Protein. Need I say more?
The salmon goes splashing in with the rest of the stuff. Up next, he grabs the milk.
Ash Bloodstone: It’s very easy to break a bone in wrestling. So you need to make sure they’re as healthy and strong as they can be. That’s where milk comes in.
He pours in what remains of the milk in the jug and then tosses the empty container to the side. He picks up the steak next.
Ash Bloodstone: This here’s a sirloin steak. Why is this going in? Because steak is fucking great, that’s why.
The steak is thrown in and lastly he picks up the tube of toothpaste, taking the cover off of it.
Ash Bloodstone: Finally, toothpaste. There’s a lot of shit in this drink and you don’t want your breath smelling like ass.
He squeezes in the entire tube of toothpaste and then puts the cover on the blender. He then pushes the button and it starts to mix all of the stuff up. Seeing as it’s nearly full, as it’s going, stuff is splattering and spilling out the side. He stops it, grabbing a cup that was sitting behind him on the sink. He then pours the chunky, disgusting colored looking stuff into the cup. He picks it up and smells it, choking on the stench, coughing, as he inhales it.
Ash Bloodstone: It’s potent. That’s how you know it’s good.
He toasts the cup to the camera and downs several drinks of it. He sets the glass down on the counter, using his hand to wipe his mouth.
Ash Bloodstone: Now that’s a-
He is interrupted, when suddenly he turns around and starts violently puking into the sink. After several minutes of this, he turns around, hunched over and breathing hard.
Ash Bloodstone: I must have… Gotten ecoli poisoning… Or something… That’s the only way… You can get… The “World’s Manliest Man”… To show weakness like that… Oh God…
He turns around and starts to throw up again as the scene fades out.
The scene opens back up and Ash is now sitting on the floor, in his bathroom, hugging his toilet. He takes several deep breaths before looking in the direction of the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: It seems I may be dying from this deadly disease that is eating away at me from the inside. But in case my manliest immune system in the world kicks in and I beat this sickness’ ass, I’ve got something I want to say. Specifically to my scheduled opponent this week, for Shitaki’s debut show, Raven Blackheart.
He stops, looking like he might throw up again but he’s able to stifle it, looking back at the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: That wasn’t from the sickness. That was the reaction my body has from saying your name. From thinking of your face. Why? Because you’re not a real man. In fact, from what I can tell, you’re a girly girl. You walk around painting your nails, putting eye liner on and all that stuff. And you dare call yourself a man? You dare sully the name of being a man? Something I carry around with great pride? That alone is enough for me to want to break you in half.
Let me ask you something, Raven. What makes you think you’re worthy of stepping into the ring with “The World’s Manliest Man”? I’ve actually got the answer to that, so let me fill you in. You’re not! You’re a disgrace to men all over the world. And while I care about one man, that being me, I will be fighting in the name of all REAL men around the world!
So by the grace of God, Raven, you better hope that this sickness does kill me. Because if it doesn‘t… If it isn’t able to bring down “The World’s Manliest Man”… I will at that show. And I will be picking up your scrawny, feminine, disgraceful ass and I will snap you like the girly twig that you are! I-
At that moment, he spins his head around and starts puking again. When it becomes evident that this isn’t going to stop anytime soon, the scene fades to black with the last thing we hear is that of Ash gagging on his questionable choice of protein shake.
Ash Bloodstone: I’m Ash Bloodstone. And I’m “The Manliest Man In The World.” Today, I’m going to give you a small look into my training regimen, as I prepare to make my Shitaki debut. First thing’s first, you need to start the morning off with a protein shake. I don’t mean those weak ones you get in the stores. I mean REAL ones. And that’s what we have here. First off, you need eggs. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and as you all know, eggs are essential to breakfast.
He takes out a total of 6 eggs, cracking them and throwing them in the blender. He then picks up the garlic.
Ash Bloodstone: Garlic. It’s a powerful disease fighter and inhibit the growth of bacteria. There’s a laundry list of diseases and bacterias you can pick up, being a wrestler. This will help fight that.
He throws that in the blender and then picks up the carrot and shakes it at the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: Carrots improve your vision. In wrestling, this is vital. You need to be at the top of your game so that you see everything and anything coming at you.
In goes the carrot. He lifts up salmon.
Ash Bloodstone: Protein. Need I say more?
The salmon goes splashing in with the rest of the stuff. Up next, he grabs the milk.
Ash Bloodstone: It’s very easy to break a bone in wrestling. So you need to make sure they’re as healthy and strong as they can be. That’s where milk comes in.
He pours in what remains of the milk in the jug and then tosses the empty container to the side. He picks up the steak next.
Ash Bloodstone: This here’s a sirloin steak. Why is this going in? Because steak is fucking great, that’s why.
The steak is thrown in and lastly he picks up the tube of toothpaste, taking the cover off of it.
Ash Bloodstone: Finally, toothpaste. There’s a lot of shit in this drink and you don’t want your breath smelling like ass.
He squeezes in the entire tube of toothpaste and then puts the cover on the blender. He then pushes the button and it starts to mix all of the stuff up. Seeing as it’s nearly full, as it’s going, stuff is splattering and spilling out the side. He stops it, grabbing a cup that was sitting behind him on the sink. He then pours the chunky, disgusting colored looking stuff into the cup. He picks it up and smells it, choking on the stench, coughing, as he inhales it.
Ash Bloodstone: It’s potent. That’s how you know it’s good.
He toasts the cup to the camera and downs several drinks of it. He sets the glass down on the counter, using his hand to wipe his mouth.
Ash Bloodstone: Now that’s a-
He is interrupted, when suddenly he turns around and starts violently puking into the sink. After several minutes of this, he turns around, hunched over and breathing hard.
Ash Bloodstone: I must have… Gotten ecoli poisoning… Or something… That’s the only way… You can get… The “World’s Manliest Man”… To show weakness like that… Oh God…
He turns around and starts to throw up again as the scene fades out.
- SEVERAL VOMIT FILLED MINUTES LATER -
The scene opens back up and Ash is now sitting on the floor, in his bathroom, hugging his toilet. He takes several deep breaths before looking in the direction of the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: It seems I may be dying from this deadly disease that is eating away at me from the inside. But in case my manliest immune system in the world kicks in and I beat this sickness’ ass, I’ve got something I want to say. Specifically to my scheduled opponent this week, for Shitaki’s debut show, Raven Blackheart.
He stops, looking like he might throw up again but he’s able to stifle it, looking back at the camera.
Ash Bloodstone: That wasn’t from the sickness. That was the reaction my body has from saying your name. From thinking of your face. Why? Because you’re not a real man. In fact, from what I can tell, you’re a girly girl. You walk around painting your nails, putting eye liner on and all that stuff. And you dare call yourself a man? You dare sully the name of being a man? Something I carry around with great pride? That alone is enough for me to want to break you in half.
Let me ask you something, Raven. What makes you think you’re worthy of stepping into the ring with “The World’s Manliest Man”? I’ve actually got the answer to that, so let me fill you in. You’re not! You’re a disgrace to men all over the world. And while I care about one man, that being me, I will be fighting in the name of all REAL men around the world!
So by the grace of God, Raven, you better hope that this sickness does kill me. Because if it doesn‘t… If it isn’t able to bring down “The World’s Manliest Man”… I will at that show. And I will be picking up your scrawny, feminine, disgraceful ass and I will snap you like the girly twig that you are! I-
At that moment, he spins his head around and starts puking again. When it becomes evident that this isn’t going to stop anytime soon, the scene fades to black with the last thing we hear is that of Ash gagging on his questionable choice of protein shake.