Post by Aries Armadaist on Jan 9, 2014 4:40:27 GMT
The scene opes on something of a somber note, simple backdrop of a large SH!TAKi banner encompassing the background. In front of it being the familiar face of a certain blonde headed loud mouth canuck known the world over as :Aries Armadaist. Despite his absense from the world of wrestling, he's already sporting his big shit eating grin.
:Aries Armadaist:
Loyal viewers of Japan, it is I, your favorite wrestler, and mine, and I have returned to you. But, not under the banner of some smelly American promotion. No, I come to you LIVE, from the SH!TAKi Arena under the roof of one of your native land's own promotions. I have the distinct honor of being able to take part in SH!TAKi's very first show, but I don't have to tell you that. If you're sitting here watching this now, I'm sure you know all about Aries Armadaist's excursion to Japan. I'm sure you, as fan, have known since the moment that card was announced that Aries Armadaist was going to be throwing down with Deacon Wolfe. I'm not telling you anything new. Whats news to me, however, is that my first match in SH!TAKi, in a Japanese Promotion, on their first ever card... is a Moat Match. Yeah a, uh... Um.... Moat... Match. It's a match that involved a moat. I'm going to be wrestling in a match that involves being in a ring surrounded by water... and to win, I gotta throw some dizzy bitch into the water. Get it? Moat match. It's a mo-- IT'S A MOAT MATCH!
The echo of Aries' sudden outburst could be heard being carried down the nearby hallways, the Canadian quickly collecting his composure with a deep breath.
:Aries Armadaist:
You know, people always talk so big about Japan, especially if you're just an indy bum as I've recently found myself to be once again. It's almost like the promise land. It's really an ultimate test of skill and endurance, because if you can survive the brutal wrestling world of Japan, then you can survive anywhere. Infamous for it's brutal striking and very...snug ways Japanese competitors will drop you on your head with a suplex, the Japanese style of professional wrestling is practically feared by the feeble and weak of heart. So to have the opportunity to be the lucky few that get to test my worth in a Japanese ring, this tenacious little Canuck Fuck was actually pretty excited. But then, I get here, and I'm in a MOAT MATCH! But, you know what, that's fine. Most people would probably be rather annoyed to be in a match with such a silly stipulation. Maybe they would think it devalues or degrades them a bit, but not I. I simply see it as an opportunity to prove how superior Aries Armadaist is in any situation.
:Aries Armadaist:
You see, I've learned that in this business, you gotta be flexible. You have to be able to adapt, sometimes at a moments notice. I could have seen that I'm in a "Moat Match" and gotten angry and hoped, and hollered, and snorted, and stomped, but instead, I'm simply look at it as an opportunity, and for my opponent and I, honestly, opportunity is all we can ask for. Now, speaking of Deacon Wolfe because I am Aries Armadaist, master of segways, She sort of piqued my interest the moment I started to dig a little bit. You and I have a similar background, Ms. Wolfe. Despite how much research I did, I couldn't honestly dig up much about your professional career. What I did find is that you are a manager turned wrestler, much like myself. WELL... I was wrestler turned manager turned wrestler again, but that's neither here nor there. But, I've gone through the process of going into a promotion as a manager, and then turning wrestler. It almost comes with a stigma. Despite my previous in-ring experience, at this point I was still viewed as a manager first. I was suddenly someone who people viewed as someone who had no business in the ring with the likes of the big burly men in the colorful spandex skimpies. Coming from that background, you've practically gotta work twice as hard just to prove you're worth a damn. I learned very quickly that it's trial by fire here in this industry.
:Aries Armadaist:
Now, Deacon, I don't know what your reasons for transitioning from manager to wrestler are. I can only assume there was something you wanted to prove, whether to someone else, yourself, or a group of people. Maybe you wanna show the world you're more than a pretty face--and lemme tell ya, after I'm done with ya, you may not even be that--and that you can get rough and tumble with the best of those rough and tumblers. Myself, I simply grew weary of pissing away my career for some whiny little unappreciative snot, and decided it was Aries Armadaist's turn to get a piece of the pie. 2 years later and my former business associate is no longer apart of this industry. As much as she cried and whined and yelled about how important being a successful wrestler is, and how she chastised me about ever minute mistake I would make, the second she found herself a man, all of that determination seemed to simply wash away. I've gone on to achieve much more than Ms. Dior ever did. while she holds 2 reigns as a Women Champion in some dead federation, Aries Armadaist has held tag and singles championships that are still being contested for these days. belts that have my name added to their prestige, and that ain't nothing to turn your nose up at.
:Aries Armadaist:
So, Ms. Deacon, we find ourselves in an interesting situation. This is a big night for everyone involved with SH!TAKi. First impressions are pivotal in this industry. This is SH!TAki's first show; this is EVERYONE'S first match here. When people look back, they'll get to see who started with their best foot forward when they look to see who came out victorious on January 8th, 2014. One's debut in any promotion is easily one of the most important moments in anyone's career. Regardless of what you've done in the past, where you've done it, once you step into a new promotion; a new ring with a new locker room full of wrestlers you've never faced before, you're practically starting over. As nice as a list of Championships and Accomplishments may look on a resume, in my experience, don't amount to squat outside the promotion you earned those in. You've got to prove yourself all over again, and winning your first match is how you put your fellow competitor's on notice as you forge a new path. Deacon Wolfe and I have been pitted against each other on this monumental night, and unfortunately for Deacon, whether she realizes it or not, Sunrise has pitted him against impossible odds. I'm sorry to say. Ms. Wolfe's career here in SH!TAKi is not going to start off on the highest note possible.
:Aries Armadaist:
Deacon, dear, at another time, in another match, you may come out the victor. But tonight, in that SH!TAKi ring, in our silly little moat match, you're going to be finding yourself taking a dip in the swell. A lot of people have already thrown their name into the hat as wanting to be SH!TAKi's first Champion, as anyone would. I'm not going to be so cliche as to follow suit, but I will do is what Aries Armadaist always does. Every time SH!TAKi has a show, my name is going to put butts in seats. Then I'm going to proceed to go out to that ring and so what I do best, and that's put on the most entertaining match of the night, and this one will be no different. Have your triple threats, have your battles with....weird tentacle monsters, because when people look back on tonight, they're going to be talking about the barn burner that was the SH!TAKi Moat Match when Aries soundly trumped one Deacon Wolfe. Oh, ladies and gentlement, it is a good day to be a bad guy."
with nothing more of a click of his tongue as he signs off to the viewing audience by aiming his index finger down the barrel of the camera, and flexing his thumb in tune to his noise, the scene slowly faded back to black.
:Aries Armadaist:
Loyal viewers of Japan, it is I, your favorite wrestler, and mine, and I have returned to you. But, not under the banner of some smelly American promotion. No, I come to you LIVE, from the SH!TAKi Arena under the roof of one of your native land's own promotions. I have the distinct honor of being able to take part in SH!TAKi's very first show, but I don't have to tell you that. If you're sitting here watching this now, I'm sure you know all about Aries Armadaist's excursion to Japan. I'm sure you, as fan, have known since the moment that card was announced that Aries Armadaist was going to be throwing down with Deacon Wolfe. I'm not telling you anything new. Whats news to me, however, is that my first match in SH!TAKi, in a Japanese Promotion, on their first ever card... is a Moat Match. Yeah a, uh... Um.... Moat... Match. It's a match that involved a moat. I'm going to be wrestling in a match that involves being in a ring surrounded by water... and to win, I gotta throw some dizzy bitch into the water. Get it? Moat match. It's a mo-- IT'S A MOAT MATCH!
The echo of Aries' sudden outburst could be heard being carried down the nearby hallways, the Canadian quickly collecting his composure with a deep breath.
:Aries Armadaist:
You know, people always talk so big about Japan, especially if you're just an indy bum as I've recently found myself to be once again. It's almost like the promise land. It's really an ultimate test of skill and endurance, because if you can survive the brutal wrestling world of Japan, then you can survive anywhere. Infamous for it's brutal striking and very...snug ways Japanese competitors will drop you on your head with a suplex, the Japanese style of professional wrestling is practically feared by the feeble and weak of heart. So to have the opportunity to be the lucky few that get to test my worth in a Japanese ring, this tenacious little Canuck Fuck was actually pretty excited. But then, I get here, and I'm in a MOAT MATCH! But, you know what, that's fine. Most people would probably be rather annoyed to be in a match with such a silly stipulation. Maybe they would think it devalues or degrades them a bit, but not I. I simply see it as an opportunity to prove how superior Aries Armadaist is in any situation.
:Aries Armadaist:
You see, I've learned that in this business, you gotta be flexible. You have to be able to adapt, sometimes at a moments notice. I could have seen that I'm in a "Moat Match" and gotten angry and hoped, and hollered, and snorted, and stomped, but instead, I'm simply look at it as an opportunity, and for my opponent and I, honestly, opportunity is all we can ask for. Now, speaking of Deacon Wolfe because I am Aries Armadaist, master of segways, She sort of piqued my interest the moment I started to dig a little bit. You and I have a similar background, Ms. Wolfe. Despite how much research I did, I couldn't honestly dig up much about your professional career. What I did find is that you are a manager turned wrestler, much like myself. WELL... I was wrestler turned manager turned wrestler again, but that's neither here nor there. But, I've gone through the process of going into a promotion as a manager, and then turning wrestler. It almost comes with a stigma. Despite my previous in-ring experience, at this point I was still viewed as a manager first. I was suddenly someone who people viewed as someone who had no business in the ring with the likes of the big burly men in the colorful spandex skimpies. Coming from that background, you've practically gotta work twice as hard just to prove you're worth a damn. I learned very quickly that it's trial by fire here in this industry.
:Aries Armadaist:
Now, Deacon, I don't know what your reasons for transitioning from manager to wrestler are. I can only assume there was something you wanted to prove, whether to someone else, yourself, or a group of people. Maybe you wanna show the world you're more than a pretty face--and lemme tell ya, after I'm done with ya, you may not even be that--and that you can get rough and tumble with the best of those rough and tumblers. Myself, I simply grew weary of pissing away my career for some whiny little unappreciative snot, and decided it was Aries Armadaist's turn to get a piece of the pie. 2 years later and my former business associate is no longer apart of this industry. As much as she cried and whined and yelled about how important being a successful wrestler is, and how she chastised me about ever minute mistake I would make, the second she found herself a man, all of that determination seemed to simply wash away. I've gone on to achieve much more than Ms. Dior ever did. while she holds 2 reigns as a Women Champion in some dead federation, Aries Armadaist has held tag and singles championships that are still being contested for these days. belts that have my name added to their prestige, and that ain't nothing to turn your nose up at.
:Aries Armadaist:
So, Ms. Deacon, we find ourselves in an interesting situation. This is a big night for everyone involved with SH!TAKi. First impressions are pivotal in this industry. This is SH!TAki's first show; this is EVERYONE'S first match here. When people look back, they'll get to see who started with their best foot forward when they look to see who came out victorious on January 8th, 2014. One's debut in any promotion is easily one of the most important moments in anyone's career. Regardless of what you've done in the past, where you've done it, once you step into a new promotion; a new ring with a new locker room full of wrestlers you've never faced before, you're practically starting over. As nice as a list of Championships and Accomplishments may look on a resume, in my experience, don't amount to squat outside the promotion you earned those in. You've got to prove yourself all over again, and winning your first match is how you put your fellow competitor's on notice as you forge a new path. Deacon Wolfe and I have been pitted against each other on this monumental night, and unfortunately for Deacon, whether she realizes it or not, Sunrise has pitted him against impossible odds. I'm sorry to say. Ms. Wolfe's career here in SH!TAKi is not going to start off on the highest note possible.
:Aries Armadaist:
Deacon, dear, at another time, in another match, you may come out the victor. But tonight, in that SH!TAKi ring, in our silly little moat match, you're going to be finding yourself taking a dip in the swell. A lot of people have already thrown their name into the hat as wanting to be SH!TAKi's first Champion, as anyone would. I'm not going to be so cliche as to follow suit, but I will do is what Aries Armadaist always does. Every time SH!TAKi has a show, my name is going to put butts in seats. Then I'm going to proceed to go out to that ring and so what I do best, and that's put on the most entertaining match of the night, and this one will be no different. Have your triple threats, have your battles with....weird tentacle monsters, because when people look back on tonight, they're going to be talking about the barn burner that was the SH!TAKi Moat Match when Aries soundly trumped one Deacon Wolfe. Oh, ladies and gentlement, it is a good day to be a bad guy."
with nothing more of a click of his tongue as he signs off to the viewing audience by aiming his index finger down the barrel of the camera, and flexing his thumb in tune to his noise, the scene slowly faded back to black.