Post by Ash Bloodstone on Jan 29, 2014 22:06:05 GMT
The scene opens up outside, in an open field, near a wooded area. We see Ash Bloodstone standing there wearing combat boots, camo pants and no shirt, with his chest puffed out and a sour look on his face as usual.
Ash Bloodstone: Ash Bloodstone.. “The Manliest Man In The World” here. And I’m not fooling around today because I’m pissed off! I’m pissed off because I allowed myself to be beaten by some little girly man at the last show. Even though I was practically on my death bed, prior to that match, I still do not accept defeat. It is not… Well.. Acceptable!
But that was the past. And “The Manliest Man In The World” doesn’t live in the past. Ash Bloodstone doesn’t dwell on things that can’t be changed. It’s all about the present. And now, I set my sights on a puke that goes by the name of Mark Bowen.
Mark… I know about your history and your past. I know you were in the Marines. But let me tell you something. That doesn’t make you tough. You’re still nothing more than a cockroach. And what’s a cockroach to “The Manliest Man In The World”? Squashed into the ground, that’s what. And that’s what I’m going to do to you at Friday Night Death Cap. I’m going to take you and I’m going to drive you into the ground with the heal of my boot, mashing you in until blood and guts and mucus and snot and brains are leaking out everywhere! Now, to show you that I’m ready for you Mark…
He starts to walk to the left and the camera follows him. He comes upon a large wall-like structure and stops.
Ash Bloodstone: I’ve constructed this wall. Something similar to what you in the movies, when people in the armed forces are training. What I’m going to do is I’m going to scale this wall with no problem, using nothing but my superior upper body strength. I’m going to prove to you, Mark Bowen, that anything you can do, I can do better! And then some! So what I’m going to do is take a couple steps back…
He moves back about 10 steps.
Ash Bloodstone: And then I’m going to get a slight running start, jump and in one swift motion, I’ll propel myself up and over the top of that wall faster than the human eye can see. So get ready, pay attention and don’t blink or else you’re going to miss it.
He takes a deep breath and runs at the wall. He leaps up, grabbing a hold of the top of it. But instead of pulling himself up over it like he said, he hangs there, struggling. He kicks at the wall, trying to scrape his way up but he can’t and loses his grip, falling backwards into a bunch of mud. He scrambles to his feet.
Ash Bloodstone: DAMN IT! ARGH!!
He kicks the wall in the frustration.
Ash Bloodstone: OUCH! SON OF A BIT-
He reaches down to grab his foot but he loses his footing and slips, falling face first into the mud. He slips and slides momentarily before getting back to his feet again.
Ash Bloodstone: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARK BOWEN! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! KILL YOU, YOU HEAR ME?! ARGHHHH!!!!!
He stomps away, fuming and grunting and mumbling.
Ash Bloodstone: Ash Bloodstone.. “The Manliest Man In The World” here. And I’m not fooling around today because I’m pissed off! I’m pissed off because I allowed myself to be beaten by some little girly man at the last show. Even though I was practically on my death bed, prior to that match, I still do not accept defeat. It is not… Well.. Acceptable!
But that was the past. And “The Manliest Man In The World” doesn’t live in the past. Ash Bloodstone doesn’t dwell on things that can’t be changed. It’s all about the present. And now, I set my sights on a puke that goes by the name of Mark Bowen.
Mark… I know about your history and your past. I know you were in the Marines. But let me tell you something. That doesn’t make you tough. You’re still nothing more than a cockroach. And what’s a cockroach to “The Manliest Man In The World”? Squashed into the ground, that’s what. And that’s what I’m going to do to you at Friday Night Death Cap. I’m going to take you and I’m going to drive you into the ground with the heal of my boot, mashing you in until blood and guts and mucus and snot and brains are leaking out everywhere! Now, to show you that I’m ready for you Mark…
He starts to walk to the left and the camera follows him. He comes upon a large wall-like structure and stops.
Ash Bloodstone: I’ve constructed this wall. Something similar to what you in the movies, when people in the armed forces are training. What I’m going to do is I’m going to scale this wall with no problem, using nothing but my superior upper body strength. I’m going to prove to you, Mark Bowen, that anything you can do, I can do better! And then some! So what I’m going to do is take a couple steps back…
He moves back about 10 steps.
Ash Bloodstone: And then I’m going to get a slight running start, jump and in one swift motion, I’ll propel myself up and over the top of that wall faster than the human eye can see. So get ready, pay attention and don’t blink or else you’re going to miss it.
He takes a deep breath and runs at the wall. He leaps up, grabbing a hold of the top of it. But instead of pulling himself up over it like he said, he hangs there, struggling. He kicks at the wall, trying to scrape his way up but he can’t and loses his grip, falling backwards into a bunch of mud. He scrambles to his feet.
Ash Bloodstone: DAMN IT! ARGH!!
He kicks the wall in the frustration.
Ash Bloodstone: OUCH! SON OF A BIT-
He reaches down to grab his foot but he loses his footing and slips, falling face first into the mud. He slips and slides momentarily before getting back to his feet again.
Ash Bloodstone: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARK BOWEN! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! KILL YOU, YOU HEAR ME?! ARGHHHH!!!!!
He stomps away, fuming and grunting and mumbling.